FLETC

No, its not a misspelling. That is the abbreviation for the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center, the national police academy for almost all Federal Law Enforcement Officers. Located just outside of who knows where Georgia it is the stopping ground for most new uniformed Federal Officers and retraining center for those unfortunate souls who changed titles and have to repeat the same exact curriculum they have already endured. Well what do you expect, your government at work.

Anyway, tomorrow morning my buddy Spike will be driving down to Georgia ( sounds like a Charlie Daniel's song parody) to begin his sixteen weeks or so of hell. On arrival he will join with the intrepid H. Carl Farvman who is three or so weeks in to his retread cycle which will transform him from a polyester wearing flatfoot to a plain clothes I man.

May then enjoy great success and may God keep an eye on the two of them until they return.