Fire wood?

My long suffering wife routinely chastises me about my insatiable desire for gadgets. When I see a new innovation, particularly one that involves cooking or barbecue I develop an itch that can only be scratched by adding to my collection of peculiar cooking implements. I can assure you that our debate over the relative merits of tater mits was a heated one which sadly did not result in the addition of that product to my kitchen implements. But honestly, what backyard barbecue guru could resist one of these?