Saturday, May 16, 2009

The Bitter Herb

This just in from the Dumb Ass criminal department, three young men looking forward to effecting the transfer of ownership of a pretty large bag of weed tooled around our town searching for a dark side street on this pleasant spring evening. On settling on their site for this little bit of commerce they pulled in front of a nice well kept brick house, turned on the interior light and began their deal. Sadly for them, they chose to park in front of the home of our Narcotics Bureau Sergeant. After a brief chase through surrounding streets they were subsequently provided overnight accommodations in our county lock up known by us in the trade as "The Radish Farm".

Let us remember to thank our maker for providing the world with so many stupid people. Without them I would probably be working as a greeter at Wal Mart.

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