Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Another reason to keep it in your pants

WAUSAU, Wis. — A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at an eastern Wisconsin motel instead found himself bound, blindfolded and assaulted by a group of women out for revenge, according to court documents.

Four women, including his wife, eventually showed up to humiliate the man, who ended up with his penis glued to his stomach in a bizarre plot to punish him for a lover's quadrangle gone bad, according to the documents filed in Calumet County. The rest at FoxNews.com

I am sure the folks over at Crazy Glue neither recommend or endorse this imaginative use of their excellent product.

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